Hot flushes Hot blushes Sleepless nights and early mornings Sleepless nights and late mornings Dry, unhappy skin Oily, unhappy skin Irregular periods Irregular periods Sudden tears of despair Sudden tears of frustration Body doesn’t feel like mine Body doesn’t feel like mine ‘Mum’s in a mood, watch out’ ‘She’s just having a strop, give her space’ No-one understands me No-one understands me Love you, mum